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Post by YetAnotherSans on Aug 16, 2016 3:34:25 GMT
I want to see much memes as possible in one sentence [Insert terrible and cringy attempt] The Illuminati Master Dorito & Mountain Dew Loving cannibal; Shia Labeouf is now chasing Spooderman and trying to quickscope him with his 420BlazeIt skills but Botman 360 no scoped Shia Labeouf, hitting him into Ronald Mcdonald who was practicing his next rehearsal for 'U.N Owen was her' but snoop dog appeared and roasted him making him run away crying as a dog said wow, an old man blinked, a crowd of people yelled 'ooooooooooh!' and 'deal with it glasses' descended onto his face, on which the 4th wall breaking camera zoomed in until you could see that snoop dog had triangle pupils... Snoop Dog = Illuminati, confirmed. Yo dawg, I heard you liked memes, so I put memes of memes of memed memes into a memed meme so you can meme a memed meme of memes while you meme a meme! After Trump did a barrel roll and spewed rainbows at various RageComic faces, Barack Obama dropped in and was all "not bad", before the wat lady, not knowing wat was going on, shouted FAAAIIIIILLLLLL. Then Putin rode away from the explosion on a bazooka bear on a velociraptor shark, invoking Raptor Jesus, who had his second coming and promptly devoured New Jersey. Den dat doge did da ding, and said "such wow" and Asriel broke in with "ain't nobody goat time for dat". Boaty McBoatface was like all pew pew pew, and the lAZAH caT armies of doom descended from the realm of ceiling cat and ascended from the realm of basement cat to do battle, while islamic rage boy was all like THEY'RE OVER NINE THOUSAANNNNDDDD". Then Luke Skywalker exclaimed "pika pika, muthaf*ker" and got wasted by Chuck Norris. ...what have you all been smoking? whatever it is, where can i get some of it?
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Post by YetAnotherSans on Aug 16, 2016 4:07:55 GMT
also, have a random copypasta:
WHAT THE SPAGHETTI DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU HUMAN? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE ROYAL KNIGHTS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON SNOWDIN, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PUZZLES. I AM TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS AND I’M THE TOP MONSTER IN THE ENTIRE UNDERGROUND. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU OUT WITH COOL DUDE BONES THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY SUPERIOR WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT NONSENSE TO ME OVER THE UNDERNET? NYEH HEH HEH! THINK AGAIN, HUMAN. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF DOGS ACROSS THE UNDERGROUND AND YOUR CELL PHONE IS BEING TRACKED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR YOUR CAPTURE, HUMAN. THE CAPTURE THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO PROVE TO UNDYNE ONCE AND FOR ALL HOW GREAT I AM! YOU’RE FINISHED, HUMAN. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN DATE YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY RATTLING BONES. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS, BUT I AM AN EXCELLENT COOK AND I WILL USE MY COOKING SKILLS TO SHOW MY SUPERIOR LOVE FOR PASTA!!! IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT GRAND RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” FLIRTING WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, SILLY HUMAN. BEING THE GREAT PAPYRUS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN IN DATING, AND I NEVER WILL! NYEH HEH HEH!
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Post by UltiMateSkateFIN on Aug 16, 2016 6:30:30 GMT
also, have a random copypasta:WHAT THE SPAGHETTI DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU HUMAN? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE ROYAL KNIGHTS, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON SNOWDIN, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED PUZZLES. I AM TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS AND I’M THE TOP MONSTER IN THE ENTIRE UNDERGROUND. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU OUT WITH COOL DUDE BONES THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY SUPERIOR WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT NONSENSE TO ME OVER THE UNDERNET? NYEH HEH HEH! THINK AGAIN, HUMAN. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF DOGS ACROSS THE UNDERGROUND AND YOUR CELL PHONE IS BEING TRACKED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR YOUR CAPTURE, HUMAN. THE CAPTURE THAT WILL ALLOW ME TO PROVE TO UNDYNE ONCE AND FOR ALL HOW GREAT I AM! YOU’RE FINISHED, HUMAN. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN DATE YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT’S JUST WITH MY RATTLING BONES. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN BLUE ATTACKS, BUT I AM AN EXCELLENT COOK AND I WILL USE MY COOKING SKILLS TO SHOW MY SUPERIOR LOVE FOR PASTA!!! IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT GRAND RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” FLIRTING WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN’T, YOU DIDN’T, AND NOW YOU’RE PAYING THE PRICE, SILLY HUMAN. BEING THE GREAT PAPYRUS, I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN IN DATING, AND I NEVER WILL! NYEH HEH HEH! Ah this infamous text put into new life xD
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Post by Nightmare on Aug 16, 2016 7:02:48 GMT
[Insert terrible and cringy attempt] The Illuminati Master Dorito & Mountain Dew Loving cannibal; Shia Labeouf is now chasing Spooderman and trying to quickscope him with his 420BlazeIt skills but Botman 360 no scoped Shia Labeouf, hitting him into Ronald Mcdonald who was practicing his next rehearsal for 'U.N Owen was her' but snoop dog appeared and roasted him making him run away crying as a dog said wow, an old man blinked, a crowd of people yelled 'ooooooooooh!' and 'deal with it glasses' descended onto his face, on which the 4th wall breaking camera zoomed in until you could see that snoop dog had triangle pupils... Snoop Dog = Illuminati, confirmed. Yo dawg, I heard you liked memes, so I put memes of memes of memed memes into a memed meme so you can meme a memed meme of memes while you meme a meme! After Trump did a barrel roll and spewed rainbows at various RageComic faces, Barack Obama dropped in and was all "not bad", before the wat lady, not knowing wat was going on, shouted FAAAIIIIILLLLLL. Then Putin rode away from the explosion on a bazooka bear on a velociraptor shark, invoking Raptor Jesus, who had his second coming and promptly devoured New Jersey. Den dat doge did da ding, and said "such wow" and Asriel broke in with "ain't nobody goat time for dat". Boaty McBoatface was like all pew pew pew, and the lAZAH caT armies of doom descended from the realm of ceiling cat and ascended from the realm of basement cat to do battle, while islamic rage boy was all like THEY'RE OVER NINE THOUSAANNNNDDDD". Then Luke Skywalker exclaimed "pika pika, muthaf*ker" and got wasted by Chuck Norris. ...what have you all been smoking? whatever it is, where can i get some of it? Have some, It's free. www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnS-05XoXs4
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Post by Gnar Bot on Aug 16, 2016 8:08:00 GMT
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Post by Gnar Bot on Aug 16, 2016 8:40:45 GMT
Also a relevant copypasta:
What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.
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Post by Nightmare on Aug 16, 2016 11:50:04 GMT
It's a burning night inside... Flowers are singing... Birds are blooming... On Days like these, Adults like you... S H O U L D B E B E A U T I F U L L I K E M E
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Post by CZAM on Aug 16, 2016 11:57:45 GMT
I seem to have a different time, you may want to check your clock
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Post by Gnar Bot on Aug 16, 2016 12:28:52 GMT
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Post by CZAM on Aug 16, 2016 15:38:29 GMT
Well, I was browsing through YouTube and I found this little video. I wonder what happened afterwards?
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Post by Gnar Bot on Aug 16, 2016 15:41:38 GMT
relevant
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Post by YetAnotherSans on Aug 16, 2016 15:57:00 GMT
oh yeah, for those of you wondering, here's the definition of the internet:
Internet [in-ter-net]
noun 1. a vast computer network linking smaller computer networks worldwide (usually preceded by the). The Internet includes commercial, educational, governmental, and other networks, all of which use the same set of communications protocols.
1. a place regarded in various religions as a spiritual realm of evil and suffering, often traditionally depicted as a place of perpetual fire beneath the earth where the wicked are punished after death with dank memes.
article last edited by: SATAN666
just thought i'd clear that up. found this off the internet by the way.
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Post by Gnar Bot on Aug 16, 2016 15:58:21 GMT
I would post the legendary rules of the internet but it seems a tad NSFW so...
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Post by CZAM on Aug 16, 2016 16:02:20 GMT
I hear that CTRL+W is a useful shortcut
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Post by Gnar Bot on Aug 16, 2016 16:10:00 GMT
Not as useful as alt + f4.
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